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ROBINHOOD CHAIN // DIMENSION 03
ROBINHOOD3D PUNKS
Long necks. Bad teeth. Zero respect for flat images. A new species of punk rendered for Robinhood Chain.
SUBJECT
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LOW IQNECK
XL
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LOW IQNECK
XL
RH3DP
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ROBINHOOD 3D PUNKS ✦ NO FLAT PERSONALITIES ✦ NECKS EXTENDED BEYOND RECOMMENDED LIMITS ✦ ROBINHOOD 3D PUNKS ✦ NO FLAT PERSONALITIES ✦
00 / ILLEGAL DIMENSION LAB
BREAK THE
BREAK THE
SPECIMEN.
This machine was rejected by three laboratories and one dentist. Use it anyway.
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SUBJECT STABILITY94%
SYSTEM: SUBJECT DOES NOT KNOW THIS IS A TEST.
01 / IDENTITY SCANNERDROP A FACE
DROP A FACE
INTO THE MACHINE.
Every punk is processed, misclassified and released with a completely unreliable identity report.
PUNK.OS / CAMERA_01
SUBJECTRH3D-0001
MOODUNIMPRESSED
NECK RATIO4.7X
DENTAL RISKSEVERE
ANALYSIS: WRONG
OFFICIAL FINDINGLIKELY TO ARGUE WITH A VENDING MACHINE
02 / THE FACE VAULTTWENTY
TWENTY
PROBLEMS.
Drag the rail. Click a face. Pretend this is a museum.
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#2002SELECTED SUBJECT
PUNK #0001
THE EYE COLLECTOR
Wears a bandana full of eyes. Still cannot find the exit.
- ARCHETYPE
- VISIONARY*
- POWER
- SEES TOO MUCH
- WEAKNESS
- DOORS
3D
03 / MANIFESTOPUNKS WERE
PUNKS WERE
NEVER FLAT.
We stretched the necks, ruined the teeth, added questionable accessories and pushed every face into a new dimension.
Robinhood 3D Punks are built to look wrong from every angle — which is exactly why they look right.
FOLLOW THE DIMENSIONSoft surfaces. Hard decisions.
Robinhood green. Retina hostile.
Structural engineering not consulted.
Most subjects appear unimpressed.
04 / SYSTEM QUESTIONSASK THE
ASK THE
WRONG THINGS.
WHAT ARE ROBINHOOD 3D PUNKS?
A collection of dimensional misfits with long necks, broken fashion sense and highly suspicious dental records.
WHAT CHAIN?
Robinhood Chain. The background color made the decision before we did.
WHERE DO I MINT?
Use the official ENTER MINT button. It opens the Robinhood 3D Punks collection page on OpenSea.
WHY ARE THEIR NECKS SO LONG?
To see over the floor price.
IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?
No. It is barely neck advice.
ENTER THE THIRD DIMENSION // ENTER THE THIRD DIMENSION //
CONNECTION READYYOUR FACE
YOUR FACE
IS TOO FLAT.
Upgrade the profile picture. Keep the bad decisions.
